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  • It's nice that all the people who are lonely on Valentine's Day can come here tonight and be together.

  • Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I would rather be than here.

  • Except on a date with anybody.

  • Literally anybody.

  • You know, you and I have so much fun hanging out. If you were a girl, all our problems would be solved.

  • What?

  • Oh, yeah, think about it. We'd hang out, we'd read comic books, we'd see movies. It'd be like the best relationship ever.

  • That does sound nice.

  • Then I'd take you home, slip off your little black dress and just pile-drive you into oblivion.

  • What?