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  • It's a messaging app that lets you send the word "bro" to everyone else who has the app.

  • So it's exactly like the "Yo" app.

  • Yes, but less original.

  • Why don't you just cancel your credit card? That way Kickstarter can't collect your pledge.

  • Well, I would love to, but he looks up to me. I was always like the cool cousin of the family. You know what I mean?

  • Wait. Did you just say you were the cool cousin?

  • Yeah.

  • Please explain.

  • Well, when we were kids, I was the one getting good grades, I was the one who was planning for my future. I would bring gifts for my teachers, 'cause they worked so hard. You know, cool stuff. He was always getting in trouble, he got caught smoking opium in the tool shed, he crashed my uncle's motorbike.

  • And you think you're the cool one?

  • Yeah, it's different in Pakistan.

  • I've never been, but I know it isn't.